Saturday, July 26, 2003

HUMOUR IN THE HOUSE

[parents sitting in the family room, Dad mindlessly flipping channels]

[enter Olive with her dinner]

Mom: Have a seat!

[Olive sits]

[all eyes turn to the TV]

Ols: Um, Dad, can we watch something else?
Dad: Why?
Ols: It's a show about snakes.
Mom: And she's eating.
Dad: Oh.

[Dad flips to another channel]

[pause]

[Mom and Ols burst out laughing]

Dad: What?
Mom [still laughing]: Read the program title!

[On screen: Top Ten Toilets In Vegas]

He will yet fill your mouth with laughter
and your lips with shouts of joy.
~Job 8:21~

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